Author: NA71

Pairing(s): none

Warnings: none

Spoilers: none

Summary: Play on the word 'No'

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“Do you say No to me?”

“No.”

““What did you say?”

“No?”

“Are you being deliberately defiant?”

“No-o-o-o-o!”

“I have had just about enough of this tonight, young man. If you use that word to me once more, you are going over my knee, I don’t care where we are or who’s watching. This is your last warning – no excuses, no second chances. Now. Have you finished your drink?”

“ … “

“Because I think we should leave this crush and go back to our seats. Theatre bars always get too crowded in the interval, it’s no pleasure at all coming in. Besides I want another look at the programme. I don’t understand half of what’s happening on stage, all those white faced actors shouting their heads off. It’s not even as if I speak Japanese. What did you say it was called, a what play?”

“Noh. Oooooh shit!”